ReadMe!

by B R Gurunandan

Bullet"Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, Nandan!"

Some of you may remember this serial started in May 2000. Soon, I started getting a lot of feedback. Many asked for purchase-advise or troubleshooting-help, which I have always been prompt to provide. Some wanted to share with me their lovely experiences with Bullets, or their not so lovely ones with high-handed dealers, sharp mechanics, etc. But a few clearly felt I should do more than complain. No doubt they were polite, but I could read the unwritten Put your money where your mouth is quite clearly!

Well, that seemed fair enough: Giving advice on the web is easy, making it work on the roads MAY not be!!! Bullet-eers were never the type to back away from challenges, so I had to take up that one!

So I got thru to some officials in REM and offered to work with them to iron the bugs out of our beloved Bullets. But those were probably small-fry guys & pettily thought I was looking for employment/ payment, etc ....because I never heard from them again! Looking at gift-horses in the teeth I have heard of, but seeing a threat or white-elephant in one, ......REM se seekho!!!

BTW, the good news is that the Workshop Manual is now more easily available than when I cribbed about it's non-availability. But, oh, the bad news is that the said manual is STILL as lousy as ever! :-)

Meanwhile, some people still think I'm Cursing darkness instead of lighting a lamp ....a kind way of saying: Put your money....

OK, OK! So hear, ye!!

I'm taking up the challenge; I've left an unrelated job, & I'm now going full-time Bullet-eering, a pro!!!

All the earlier freebies remain, of course. In fact, because I will be working on Bullets & nothing else, this serial will proceed more steadily! All mail WILL be replied promptly & patiently as before. And I will be offering several Services & Special Parts.

Performance parts, economy parts, convenience parts. Designed, made & sold by an active Bullet-eer, not by businessmen in AC cars/ on videshi golf-courses!

As I have made & used such parts myself for years, I know what sort of usage needs what sort of parts, and that will reflect in my pre-sales advice to ensure you don't waste your money.

Fitting & tuning done if you wish, and of course, all the after-sales service you could ask for.

Or you want your "new" rattle-trap re-built properly to a true Bullet?

Or you want to buy a true Bullet? I offer not just different models, but custom-made Bullets to your specifications.... 350 to 700cc & beyond!

The sight of little children playing, the sound of their laughter... The sight of your National Flag unfurled, the sound of it's flutter... The feel of riding a fresh, eager, stallion in a brisk canter over easy terrain...

If you think the sight, sound & feel of your Bullet is not really in the same league, you should get in touch with me, because something is WRONG! Which I should be able to help you correct!

For Bullets that hit the target! Every time! Because I always aim as high as you do!

From now onwards, for just about anything-Bullet, Contact NANDAN!

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